bubblegumper

i wanna give you every inch of my love
ask me stuff if ya wanna

amazing what the camera can do.

was feeelin cute the other day :p

satan-masterofsass:

myfrankensteinromance:

corpsin123:

gallifrey-feels:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

tinkerbeth-in-neverland:

sparklesstripeyjumpers:

broadcasting-in-living-color:

Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.

dude dont forget this guy walked on water

he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.

he’s finally getting notes!!!!

I love this man so much

fucking dynamo fucking sold his fucking soul to fucking Crowley

Fucking explain to me how else he could fucking melt glass with his bare fucking hands

JESUS

This is that superhero nobody believes is real under the guise of being a magician, oh my god he’s a deity.

this is the shit drop out students from Hogwarts do

(Source: thetricksterdickster)

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille)

satsunon:

maybe I fucking will 

wolverinesbadassass:

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

at least they fought with expert timing

stunningpicture:

Spotted while house-hunting, unfortunately it wasn’t for sale.

Conversation with my very religious mother

Me:
did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
Mom:
Me:
I mean it has mixed fabrics.
Me:
According to the bible, that's a sin.
Mom:
show me where it says that
Me:
levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
Me:
so why are people doing that with homosexuality

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

(Source: prestonhymas)

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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A METRIC TON OF WEED

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